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What is a dicklet?

In the beginning, there was GOD-DICK.

The Father of His kind, He brought forth the Mitodicks.
His children multiplied and proliferated, until reaching the Web.

And so the dicklet was born.

Being nothing other than the spawn of a dick and an applet,
the dicklet serves a single purpose: Your Entertainment.

As of now, Dickomatic works best with computers, with limited phone functionality.