Dick around, with dicks

[Under Erection]


Our Story

You may ask—Why all this?
Why Dickomatic?

Well, the act of drawing penises is one of the oldest human practices known to Man.
People who take themselves too seriously need some 12-year old humor.

And to tell you the truth, this website was entirely an accident.
A rounding error in the void of existence—We never planned it.

But here it is, young and fresh, in its infancy, clumsy and candid.
And it is all yours.

Dickomatic is quintessentially what it is: A Big Fat Joke.